just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
is wine microwaveable?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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