office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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