So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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