Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm really busy with my period
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