Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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