yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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