? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
My ass is underappreciated
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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