she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
