jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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