Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Everything about him screamed your future.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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