Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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