PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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