Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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