All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
there was a trapeze. enough said
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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