I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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