I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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