Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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