Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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