I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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