that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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