I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
farters have to be the big spoon...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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