I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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