I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
