quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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