you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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