No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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