Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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