All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
FUCK WHALES
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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