I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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