I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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