i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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