Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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