The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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