You work out of a Hotel?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
