i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
