This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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