I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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