i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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