Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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