I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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