Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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