he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Randomize
