Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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