does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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