I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
