Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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