Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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