Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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