I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Randomize
