But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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