some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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