So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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