They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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