why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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