I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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