Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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